Tonight I went to a self-help group that I’ve been attending for the past eight months now. That’s all I can say on the topic. I spied a hottie by the name of Scott across the room visiting from New York that I wanted to say “hello” to after the meeting but he was out of there quicker then a fresh enema.

When he stood up after the meeting was over he appeared to be 6′3″, or so. Boing! Just my type. And he had a hot t-shirt on.

After the meeting I walked down to Walgreen’s to buy some more SlimFast. It’s on sale you know. The diet of Anna Nicole Smith. That’s what was in her refrigerator, as well as methadone, you know!

Oh, I almost forgot! On my walk home I saw the poster For Your Consideration out on DVD today! Perfect! I love his films as well as Catherine Ohara and Parker Posey. So think of me as I lie on my couch tonight having an orange for a snack and enjoying my own company with an anticipated hilarious comedy on DVD.

Smooches.