ACTION NEEDED NOW!
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The corporations are tying to screw us yet again by restricting our Internet usage! View the “Net Neutrality” video you can find on the right side of this blog under my VodPod.
Colombia clowns killed on stage
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Map showing ColombiaTwo circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say.
BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Colombia clowns killed on stage
Halliburton Detention Camps For Political Subversives
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Paul Joseph Watson/Prison Planet.com | February 1 2006 In another shining example of modern day corporate fascism, it was announced recently that Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg, Brown and Root had been awarded a $385 million dollar contract by Homeland Security to construct detention and processing facilities in the event of a national emergency.
Halliburton Detention Camps For Political Subversives
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A Day in the Life of a Gay Recovering Geek
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Tonight I went to a self-help group that I’ve been attending for the past eight months now. That’s all I can say on the topic. I spied a hottie by the name of Scott across the room visiting from New York that I wanted to say “hello” to after the meeting but he was out of there quicker then a fresh enema.
When he stood up after the meeting was over he appeared to be 6′3″, or so. Boing! Just my type. And he had a hot t-shirt on.
After the meeting I walked down to Walgreen’s to buy some more SlimFast. It’s on sale you know. The diet of Anna Nicole Smith. That’s what was in her refrigerator, as well as methadone, you know!
Oh, I almost forgot! On my walk home I saw the poster For Your Consideration out on DVD today! Perfect! I love his films as well as Catherine Ohara and Parker Posey. So think of me as I lie on my couch tonight having an orange for a snack and enjoying my own company with an anticipated hilarious comedy on DVD.
Smooches.
Watching Your Language
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There are phrases of the past that I wish people would integrate into their daily conversations- especially in their office dialogue!
- How about the tall drink of water when referring to the gorgeous person that just walked past?
- Or when the store that you used to shop at has closed for good because it went belly up!
- How can we forget such good use of the English language with the long forgotten haberdashery?
- The next time someone deceives you, exclaim, “Why, I’ve been hoodwinked”!
Just watch an old film noir movie and you can get some good examples. The amount of gams in those old films can boggle the mind.
What are some of your favorite phrases that you would like to hear injected into our daily routine?
Friend First
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“I want a friend first. Someone I can be completely honest with.”
This, coming from a female coworker. You’ll hear it here first- Women and men are like night and day. Completely different.
Reminds me of a riddle I once heard:
Do you know why God gave women vagina’s?
No, why did God give women vagina’s?
So men would speak to them.
Complete honesty? Complete honesty? What do you say to the “Does this make me look fat” question? Good luck if you ever are asked that one!
As far as I can tell, most men want good sex. Sex that is good. If the sex is good, we can come up with something to talk about. Like, “So, when do you want to do this again?” And a friend is good as well. But who wants a good friend that you have sex with and the sex is lousy? Not me. I’d be looking for new friends. And do.
I’ve learned that complete honesty can hurt feelings. Not a good thing to do if you’re trying for a long term friendship. Some things are better left unsaid. Why divulge ALL your secrets and thoughts only to hurt someone else in the outcome? Wouldn’t you seem just a bit more attractive if you had a few thoughts to yourself?
